I thought we could use a robust dose of Will Rogers’s humor on political parties with the current political situation and especially the disarray in the Democratic Party over President Biden’s mental health.

Will Rogers’s Quotes on Politics

Will Rogers most famous quote on being a Democrat also trivialized the party:

I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat.

However, Mr. Rogers also gave equal attention to Republicans as illustrated in these quotes.

It takes nerve to be a Democrat, but it takes money to be a Republican.

Democrats take the whole thing as a joke. Republicans take it serious but run it like a joke.

I will admit it has rained more under Republican administrations. That was partially because they have had more administration than Democrats.

A cannibal is a good deal like a Democrat, they are forced to live off each other.

I generally give the party in power, whether Republican or Democrat, the more digs because they are generally doing the country more damage.

A flock of Democrats will replace a mess of Republicans. It won’t mean a thing. They will go in like all the rest of ’em. Go in on promises and come out on alibis.

The Republicans mopped up, the Democrats gummed up, and I will now try and sum up. Things are terribly dull now. We won’t have any more serious comedy until Congress meets.

If a man wants to stand well socially, he can’t afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.

Republicans want a man that can lend dignity to the office. Democrats want a man that will lend some money.

Republicans have always been the party of big business. The Democrats of small business. So you just take your pick. The Democrats have their eye on a dime and the Republicans on a dollar.

The more education he gets the less apt he is to be a Democrat and if he is very highly educated he will see the apple sauce in both parties.

Democrats, you can’t shame them into even dying. They would keep on living just to spite the Republicans.

Will Rogers: Mini-Bio

Rogers was born in 1879 on Native American land that now forms part of Oklahoma, He was of Cherokee descent. As a young man, he worked as a horse-breaker before joining a circus to perform rope tricks. In 1916 he joined the Ziegfeld Follies and gained fame as a wise-cracker. His monologues, delivered in a down-home folksy style, gained national fame. Even so, they were biting and to the point, and the public came to appreciate Rogers as a man of exulted common sense. His most famous remarks were about government and politicians. Rogers typically followed a biting comment with self-effacing humor or a platitude to relieve tension. He had an astonishing work ethic and diverse interests: Rogers appeared in sixty-nine films, undertook exhausting national lecture tours, worked on radio and Broadway, and as a Goodwill Ambassador to Mexico. Rogers wrote numerous books and essays and was a newspaper columnist from 1922 until his death. Rogers had a passion for aviation and was an advocate for the industry. He was killed in a plane crash in Alaska on August 15, 1935. <1>

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<1> “Will Rogers’ quotes on being a Democrat,” May 14, 2021 by Quotes from the Past, Will Rogers’ quotes on being a Democrat | Quotes from the Past.